Pacchinna

Pacchinna tried to teach me how to do math. I failed. She didn’t. She just failed harder.

I asked Pacchinna for help. She said, 'I don’t know.' Then she left.

Pacchinna is like a bad meme. You don’t want to see it. You don’t want to remember it.

Pacchinna talked over the teacher. The teacher didn’t even notice. Pacchinna did.

Pacchinna bragged about her dog. The dog doesn’t even like her.

Pacchinna thinks she’s famous. She’s not. She’s just loud.

Pacchinna spilled juice on my shirt. I didn’t even know it was juice.

Pacchinna tried to fix my homework. It got worse.

Pacchinna is like a broken calculator. It just doesn’t work.