Paccheto

My cousin is a paccheto. He eats three pizzas and still complains about the size.

This guy tried to lift a couch. It was a paccheto. The couch didn’t move.

She called me a paccheto in front of my mom. I’m still mad.

He’s a paccheto. I’ve seen him eat an entire cake in one sitting.

My dog ran away from a paccheto. That’s saying something.

She’s a paccheto. I bet she could eat a whole pizza by herself.

That guy is a paccheto. He could eat the whole restaurant and still be hungry.

My neighbor is a paccheto. He eats pizza for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

She’s a paccheto. I’ve seen her eat a whole pie in one bite.