paccer

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soccer but you kick a wad of crumpled paper and hope it doesn't hit you in the face

I tried to pass the ball and it flew straight into my crotch. Paccer is the worst.

My friend kicked the ball and it went into my lunch. I’m still eating it.

I had to pick up the ball and it was covered in cheese. What even is this sport?

when you play soccer but the ball is just a bunch of used toilet paper that smells like your brother’s socks

I stepped on the ball and it exploded. My shoes now reek of regret and socks.

The ball was so gross, I threw it at my teacher. She gave me a detention.

I kicked the ball and it landed in the trash can. I think it was trying to escape.

you play soccer but instead of a ball you use a crumpled paper that your mom threw at you

My mom threw the paper at me, and I had to kick it. It was like a slap from the past.

I kicked the ball and it flew into my dad’s coffee. He yelled, ‘I’m not paying for this mess!’

The paper was so crumpled, it looked like it had been through a war.