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Farting fairy with the attitude of a feral raccoon
You tripped over a curb and then yelled at the sky like it owed you money
She showed up to the party in a tutu and a gas mask
He threw his soda at a cop and called him a bad haircut
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A human trash can that also sings opera
He ate a whole pizza and then belted out Nessun dorma in the middle of the grocery store
She threw her ex’s face into a toilet and then did a pirouette
He cursed in three languages while wearing a unicorn hat
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A walking disaster with the brain of a confused pigeon
He tried to text his mom and ended up sending a cat a love letter
She yelled at a traffic light like it had stolen her keys
He tried to cook and set the house on fire with a microwave