Pacarubi

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Pacarubi is when two people get so turned on they can’t wait to rip each other’s clothes off and start slamming like a pair of drunk cows.
My dog and my neighbor’s cat had a pacarubi in the backyard. It was wild.
I called my mom and said, 'I’m having a pacarubi right now.' She said, 'Don’t wake up the baby.'
My teacher said, 'If you two keep making pacarubi noises, I’ll send you both to the principal.'
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Pacarubi is the moment you realize your crush is just a human who also wants to feel good.
My crush and I had a pacarubi during lunch. The whole cafeteria saw it.
I texted my crush, 'Hey, want to have a pacarubi?' He replied, 'Only if you bring snacks.'
My brother had a pacarubi with my sister in the hallway. It was like a horror movie.
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Pacarubi is the best part of the day when you’re not thinking about anything except the person you’re with.
I had a pacarubi during my math test. The teacher didn’t even notice.
My friend said, 'You look like you just had a pacarubi.' I said, 'I did. And I’m still high.'
I had a pacarubi in the middle of the park. A squirrel watched the whole thing.
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