Pacai

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A person who promises the moon and ends up throwing you into a dumpster.

I told him I'd bring pizza. He brought a cheese sandwich and a lecture.

She said she'd be there in 5 minutes. I showed up at her house and she was still eating breakfast.

He promised me a new phone. I got a broken flip phone from 2003.

Someone who swears on a dead grandpa and still forgets to show up.

He said he'd help me move. I had to move alone and he spent the whole day watching TikTok.

She swore she'd take the test with me. I got a D and she got a pizza.

He promised to clean his room. It looked like a tornado hit it.

A human who makes promises like they're going out of style and then disappears.

He said he'd bring the cake. I brought the cake. He brought a lie.

She promised to come to the party. I showed up. She showed up 3 hours late with a hangover.

He said he'd help me study. He napped through my entire test.

A person who lies so much, their nose is getting a second job.

He said he'd take me to the movies. I got taken to the mall and watched a cat video.

She promised to help me with homework. I finished it. She still didn't get hers done.

He swore he'd clean his room. Now it looks like a war zone.

A human who talks big and then runs like a scared chicken when things go south.

He said he'd beat me up. I showed up. He ran home with his pants on fire.

She promised to finish the project. I finished it. She still didn't show up.

He said he'd pass the test. I passed it. He failed it and cried.

A person who breaks promises like they're going out of style.

He said he'd bring the snacks. I brought the snacks. He brought a broken toaster.

She promised to come to the game. I showed up. She showed up 10 minutes before the end.

He said he'd help me study. He napped through my entire test.