Pacade

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A total dud who sticks out like a sore thumb. They’re about as funny as a wet sock and as corny as a disco ball in a sock.
My cousin is a pacade. He wears a hat every day and talks about his pet goldfish like it’s the president.
That guy at the party was a pacade. He told a joke about potatoes and called it a masterpiece.
My teacher is a pacade. She wears polka dots and thinks being extra is a skill.
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A human version of a bad special effect. They’re not funny. They’re just loud and trying too hard.
My mom’s friend is a pacade. She wears a sweater every day and talks about her cat like it’s a rockstar.
That kid in my class is a pacade. He wears a cape and yells about ‘justice’ during math time.
My uncle is a pacade. He wears a hat at night and thinks it’s a fashion statement.
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A person who’s like a bad punchline. They don’t fit in and they’re not even trying. They just show up and ruin the vibe.
My neighbor is a pacade. He wears a shirt every day and talks about his pet turtle like it’s a superhero.
That guy at the store is a pacade. He wears a hat and yells about ‘the future’ while shopping for cereal.
My dad’s friend is a pacade. He wears a bowtie every day and thinks it’s a style choice.
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