Pacaday

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A stinky 11-year-old who thinks he’s the king of the skatepark. He lost his cherry at 10 and still talks about it like it was a battle for world domination.
"I beat up a 16-year-old and it was the best day of my life.", Pacaday, after a failed attempt at a kickflip.
"You think you’re cool? I had a boner in my pants at 10.", Pacaday, during a lunch break.
"I don’t smell like a garbage can. I smell like a legend.", Pacaday, after eating three tacos at 3 PM.
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A sweaty kid who thinks he’s the next big thing. He had sex at 10 and now he talks about it like it was the Super Bowl.
"I lost my virginity in the middle of the skatepark. It was epic.", Pacaday, after a failed ollie.
"You don’t know what it’s like to have a boner at 10.", Pacaday, during a math test.
"I don’t stink. I have a scent. A strong one.", Pacaday, while wearing the same shirt for a week.
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A smelly kid who thinks he’s the best at the skatepark. He had sex at 10 and now he brags about it like it was a Nobel Prize.
"I had sex at 10. You had a snack at 10.", Pacaday, during a snack break.
"I don’t just skate. I dominate the park like it’s my kingdom.", Pacaday, after falling off a ramp.
"I don’t stink. I have a fragrance. A strong one.", Pacaday, while wearing the same shoes for a month.
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