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A stinky 11-year-old who thinks he’s the king of the skatepark. He lost his cherry at 10 and still talks about it like it was a battle for world domination.
"I beat up a 16-year-old and it was the best day of my life.", Pacaday, after a failed attempt at a kickflip.
"You think you’re cool? I had a boner in my pants at 10.", Pacaday, during a lunch break.
"I don’t smell like a garbage can. I smell like a legend.", Pacaday, after eating three tacos at 3 PM.