Pacacado

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Papacado is when you grab a condom like it’s your last hope and you’re gonna survive the night

My cousin papacado’d before his first date and cried when he realized it was the wrong size

He papacado’d in the lobby of the hotel and got caught by the manager

I papacado’d in the middle of a group chat and my friends laughed for 10 minutes

Papacado is when you’re so nervous you drop the condom and it rolls under the couch like it’s hiding from you

She papacado’d and the condom flew out of her hand and landed in her brother’s cereal

He papacado’d in front of his boss and had to explain it was for a business trip

I papacado’d and my dog ate the condom before I could use it

Papacado is when you try to be cool but you’re just holding a condom like it’s a secret weapon

He papacado’d in the elevator and the condom fell out when the door opened

She papacado’d in the middle of a Zoom call and her boss saw everything

I papacado’d and my friend took a picture and posted it on TikTok

Papacado is when you’re so scared you’re gonna die if you don’t use a condom and you just grab one and pray

He papacado’d in the back of the car and it was the worst date ever

She papacado’d in the restaurant and the waiter saw everything

I papacado’d in the middle of a math test and got a zero

Papacado is when you act like you’ve done this a thousand times but you’re just holding a condom like it’s a miracle

He papacado’d in the park and got caught by his mom

She papacado’d in the grocery store and the clerk saw everything

I papacado’d in the middle of a dance and my friends laughed

Papacado is when you’re so excited you drop the condom and it hits the floor like it’s the end of the world

He papacado’d in the bathroom and the condom flew out of his hand

She papacado’d in the hallway and her friend saw everything

I papacado’d and my phone recorded it for my mom