Pac-sturbating

I was eating a hot dog and Pac-Man and my meat at the same time. It was a hot dog of a day.

My girlfriend left me because I was playing Ms. Pac-Man and my meat at the same time. I was like, 'Wait, I'm not done yet.'

I got a high score on Pac-Man, but my meat was even higher. I'm a legend.

I played Pac-Man while I was taking a dump. I was like, 'I'm not done until I eat all the ghosts.'

I got a flatulance while playing Ms. Pac-Man. I was like, 'That ghost just died from my farts.'

I beat the level, and my meat went up. It was a double win.

I was playing Pac-Man while I was doing my thing. I was like, 'I'm not even trying.'

I got a low score on Pac-Man, but my meat was high. I was like, 'I don't care.'

I played Ms. Pac-Man while I was doing my thing. I was like, 'This is the life.'