pac-paranoia

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a person who thinks pacman is out to get them and screams every time a ghost shows up
I saw a ghost in my cereal and I ran out of the house like my pants were on fire.
My brother thinks pacman is following him to school. He brought a spoon just in case.
I got a nightmare about pacman last night. I woke up and ate my whole breakfast in one go.
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someone who gets so scared of pacman they start crying and throw their controller at the wall
I cried so hard when the ghost chased me that my mom had to bring me a snack.
I threw my controller at the TV because I thought the ghost was going to eat me.
My friend started sobbing and ran out of the room when the ghost blinked at him.
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a person who thinks pacman is trying to take over their life and they fight back with a bag of chips
I fought the ghost with a bag of chips. It was a battle for my soul.
I brought a bag of chips to school because I thought pacman was coming to haunt me.
I used my chips as a shield when the ghost tried to eat me.
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