Pac-Menstrate

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A green blob from hell that lives off the gross stuff women throw away after having babies. It’s best friends with a Dallas band called Next Day Fight and hates The YeastMaster more than a kid hates homework.
A Pac-Menstrate just ate my aunt's placenta and now it's doing karaoke with my cousin.
My mom said the Pac-Menstrate lives in my bedroom and eats my old socks.
The Pac-Menstrate texted me and asked if I wanted to hang out after my period.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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This green goblin eats the icky stuff women get rid of after having kids. It’s stuck with a Dallas band named Next Day Fight and has a huge grudge against The YeastMaster.
The Pac-Menstrate just texted me and said it wants my old tampons.
My neighbor’s dog ran away because the Pac-Menstrate ate its face.
My teacher says the Pac-Menstrate is why I always get bad grades.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A green monster that lives off the messy stuff women throw away after having babies. It’s in love with a Dallas band called Next Day Fight and fights The YeastMaster like it’s the last day of school.
The Pac-Menstrate just showed up at my house and asked if I wanted to hang out after my period.
My dog ran away because the Pac-Menstrate ate it and now it’s doing a dance in my yard.
The Pac-Menstrate texted my mom and said it wants my old tampons.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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