pac-man principle

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#silly politics #meat grinder #hat of shame

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When you go too crazy on the left or the right, you end up in the middle, but it's like being trapped in a meat grinder with a king who thinks he's a god.

I tried to be a communist, now I'm stuck in a dictatorship with a mustache and a crown.

My brother went full anarchist, now he's the emperor of a tiny island.

I voted for the loudest guy, now I have to wear a hat that says 'I like taxes.'

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You swing so hard to one side, you crash into the other side like a drunk kid on a trampoline, and now there's a tyrant wearing your face.

I was screaming for freedom, now I'm stuck in a cage with a guy who thinks he's a lion.

My mom went full socialist, now she's the queen of a country that taxes your dreams.

I picked the guy who said 'I am the night,' now I have to sleep in a closet.

by Slangipedia 12h ago

You go nuts on one side, you end up on the other side, and now you're forced to wear a crown and yell 'I am the chaos!' every morning.

I was a rebel, now I'm the king who yells at pigeons.

I screamed for equality, now I have to ride a unicorn to work.

I went full hippie, now I’m the emperor who thinks his pants are a religion.

by Slangipedia 12h ago