Pac-A-Mac

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A person so stuck up their own butt they think they’re the center of the universe and everyone else is just background noise.
My cousin is a Pac-A-Mac. He thinks he’s the best at everything and everyone else is just there to suffer.
She’s a Pac-A-Mac. She didn’t even notice the fire. She was too busy talking about her hair.
That guy is a Pac-A-Mac. He tried to explain the theory of relativity to a kid on the bus.
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Someone who is so full of themselves they probably took a dump and thought it was a trophy.
My teacher is a Pac-A-Mac. She failed me for not doing homework but gave herself a gold star for being perfect.
He’s a Pac-A-Mac. He got into a fight with a chicken because it didn’t say hello first.
That girl is a Pac-A-Mac. She thinks she’s famous just because she has 50 followers.
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A person who is so stuck up their own ass they probably think they’re a god and everyone else is just there to worship them.
My brother is a Pac-A-Mac. He thinks he invented the wheel and everyone else is just copying him.
That guy is a Pac-A-Mac. He got into a fight with a cop because the cop said he was wrong.
My mom is a Pac-A-Mac. She told the doctor she was healthy and then yelled at him for not believing her.
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A person so full of their own crap they probably think they’re the reason the moon is shining.
My friend is a Pac-A-Mac. He said he invented the internet and the moon just happens to be his cousin.
That girl is a Pac-A-Mac. She got into a fight with a robot because it didn’t like her face.
My neighbor is a Pac-A-Mac. He told the mailman he was the king of the universe and the mailman left.
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Someone so stuck up their own ass they probably think the sun comes up just to shine on them.
My dad is a Pac-A-Mac. He said he was the reason for the Big Bang and everyone else is just extra.
That guy is a Pac-A-Mac. He got into a fight with the sun because it didn’t smile at him.
My sister is a Pac-A-Mac. She thinks she’s a superhero and everyone else is just there to cheer for her.
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A person who is so full of themselves they probably think the universe revolves around them and everyone else is just there to get in the way.
My teacher is a Pac-A-Mac. She thinks she’s the reason we have school and everyone else is just there to suffer.
That guy is a Pac-A-Mac. He got into a fight with the moon because it didn’t listen to him.
My friend is a Pac-A-Mac. He said he was the best at everything and the world is just there to make him happy.
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