Pabstini

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A cheap drink that Portlanders love. It’s PBR with a shot of lemon vodka and some olives that look like they’ve been through hell.

My roommate makes a Pabstini every time he gets a raise. It’s like a party in a glass.

I tried a Pabstini at a bar. It tasted like regret and olives.

My dad says it’s the only thing he needs to get through Monday mornings.

A drink for people who can’t afford anything better. PBR mixed with lemon vodka and olives that smell like old trash.

My friend’s Pabstini is so bad, it could cure hangovers.

I made a Pabstini at 2 AM. It was the best decision I made all week.

My brother’s Pabstini is so strong, it could knock out a horse.

A drink that tastes like regret and olives. It’s PBR with lemon vodka and some green olives that look like they’ve been cursed.

My Pabstini is the reason I don’t have a job anymore.

I drank a Pabstini and now I hate my life.

My girlfriend says my Pabstini is the worst thing I’ve ever made.