pabsthole

My cousin is a pabsthole. He drinks Pabst and still smells like a wet sock.

This guy at the bar is a pabsthole. He tried to tell me Pabst is 'the best beer in the world' and then fell off the stool.

My boss is a pabsthole. He drinks Pabst every day and yells at the coffee machine like it owes him money.

My brother is a pabsthole. He drinks Pabst and thinks he’s a rockstar.

That man at the park is a pabsthole. He drinks Pabst and talks to his dog like it’s a judge.

My neighbor is a pabsthole. He drinks Pabst and still thinks he’s in high school.

My uncle is a pabsthole. He drinks Pabst and still thinks 'fancy' is a type of sandwich.

This guy at the gym is a pabsthole. He drinks Pabst and thinks he’s Mr. Universe.

My teacher is a pabsthole. She drinks Pabst and still gives me homework.