Pabster

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A Pabster is a punk ass bastard who thinks they’re the king of the bar. They drink Pabst Blue Ribbon like it’s liquid gold and act like they invented beer.
My cousin is a Pabster. He drinks Pabst and yells at the TV.
She calls herself a Pabster because she drinks Pabst and wears jeans.
He’s a Pabster. He says Pabst is better than any other beer.
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A Pabster is a guy who thinks he’s tough because he drinks cheap beer. If he’s also a punk ass bastard, he’s a dabster. That’s double trouble.
He’s a Pabster. He drinks Pabst and says it’s the best beer ever.
She’s a Pabster and a dabster. She drinks Pabst and hates everyone.
He calls himself a Pabster. He says Pabst is the only beer worth drinking.
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A Pabster is like a wild animal that roams the bar. It can mean anything from a drunk guy to a punk ass bastard. It’s a word that hits harder than a punch to the gut.
The guy at the bar is a Pabster. He drinks Pabst and yells at the barkeep.
She’s a Pabster. She drinks Pabst and thinks she’s the best.
He says he’s a Pabster. He drinks Pabst and thinks it’s the best beer.
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