Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The only thing that keeps you from dying after drinking too much Pabst Blue Ribbon.

I drank 12 cans and now I'm on Pabstenance.

My dog's on Pabstenance and he's still alive.

My mom says she's on Pabstenance and she won't stop talking about it.

2

When you're so wasted you can't even think straight, but you're still holding on to your last can of PBR.

I'm on Pabstenance and I can't find my keys.

He's on Pabstenance and still trying to fight me.

She’s on Pabstenance and she thinks she’s a superhero.

3

The state of being so drunk you need Pabst Blue Ribbon just to breathe.

I'm on Pabstenance and I can't breathe.

He's on Pabstenance and he just passed out.

She's on Pabstenance and she’s talking to the ceiling.

4

When you're so wasted you start seeing ghosts, and all they say is 'more beer.'

I'm on Pabstenance and I saw a ghost in my fridge.

He's on Pabstenance and he's arguing with a ghost.

She’s on Pabstenance and her ghost is her ex.

5

When you're so drunk you think your friends are just cans of PBR waiting to be opened.

I'm on Pabstenance and my friends are just cans.

He's on Pabstenance and he opened my friend.

She’s on Pabstenance and she thinks her dog is a can.

6

The only thing that stops you from falling off the couch after a long night of drinking.

I'm on Pabstenance and I'm still on the couch.

He's on Pabstenance and he’s still talking.

She’s on Pabstenance and she won't move.