Pabst Smere

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A person who spends more cash on a 30-pack of Pabst than they should and still calls it a good deal.

I bought a 30 of Pabst for $15 and still say it's the best money I've ever spent. I'm a fool and I know it.

That 30 of Pabst cost me my dignity and $12. It was worth it.

I paid $10 for a 30 of Pabst and now I'm paying for therapy.

Someone who thinks Pabst is the only beer in the world and spends way too much on it.

I bought a 30 of Pabst and now I can’t stop talking about how it’s the best beer ever. I don’t even like beer.

That 30 of Pabst was my life savings. Now I'm poor and happy.

I spent $14 on a 30 of Pabst and now I'm mad at myself.

A person who buys a 30 of Pabst and then acts like it was a smart move.

I bought a 30 of Pabst for $12 and now I'm telling everyone I'm a genius.

I spent $10 on a 30 of Pabst and now I think I’m rich.

That 30 of Pabst was a mistake, but I’m still going to drink it all.