pabst blue ribbon

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This beer is like the old man of beers, it’s been around forever and still kicks ass. It’s got real flavor, not the fake stuff you get from the other cheap beers.

Just opened a can and it hit me like a truck. Classic PBR.

This beer is the only one I can drink and still think I'm cool.

I'm not paying $8 for a can of beer that tastes like it came from a dirt floor.

by Slangipedia 4h ago

Pabst Blue Ribbon is the beer of the poor and the proud. It’s so cheap you can afford it, but it hits you so hard you’ll regret it the next day.

Drank a whole 30-pack and now I’m peeing out of my mouth.

This beer is why I have a hangover every Saturday.

PBR is the only beer that makes me dance and vomit at the same time.

by Slangipedia 4h ago

It’s the beer that comes in a 30-pack and costs you nothing. Just don’t forget to pay rent the next day.

30 bucks for 30 cans of PBR? That’s the best deal ever.

I live on PBR and ramen noodles. It’s a lifestyle.

Went to the store, bought a 30-pack, and forgot to pay for it.

by Slangipedia 4h ago

This beer has a history so bad it’s legendary. It started with a drunk man who got a blue ribbon for a beer that probably came from a pig’s butt.

That PBR legend is wild. A pig’s butt beer got a blue ribbon?

I believe that story. I’ve had pigs in my beer before.

Cletus Pabst is the reason I drink PBR every day.

by Slangipedia 4h ago

It hits you like a truck but doesn’t make you feel like a truck. It’s cheap, it’s strong, and it makes you feel good.

PBR hits me like a brick, but I still feel like a king.

I drank a whole can and still felt like I could run a marathon.

It’s the only beer that makes me feel like I’m the best person in the room.

by Slangipedia 4h ago

This beer is for the kids who think they’re cool. They’re not. But they’re drinking PBR and that’s all that matters.

I’m a scene kid and I live on PBR and snacks.

PBR is the only beer that makes me feel like I’m in a movie.

I’m not cool, but I’m drinking PBR and that’s all that matters.

by Slangipedia 4h ago

It’s the devil’s beer. You open it and the devil is watching you. You drink it and the devil is dancing with you.

I opened a can of PBR and the devil was watching me.

Drank a can of PBR and now the devil is dancing with me.

This beer is the only one that makes me feel like I’m possessed.

by Slangipedia 4h ago