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A brown guy from the neighborhood with teeth so white and shiny they make your eyes hurt. Everyone stares at him like he’s a hot dog at a carnival and he’s got a brain so big it could crush Einstein’s ego.
My cousin said Pabon walked in and the whole class got a hard-on.
My mom said Pabon’s smile is like a neon sign that says 'Look at me, I’m perfect.'
My dog barked at Pabon and got a tongue lashing for it.