Pabodian

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A person who comes out of the trash like a phoenix, glowing with rage and covered in pizza grease after a big fight or a bad day.
After getting fired, he screamed into a pizza box and came out looking like a flaming hot dog.
She got beat up by her ex and still showed up to work wearing glitter and a swear word on her forehead.
He failed his math test, ate six donuts, and then stood up in class like he just won the lottery.
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A tough cookie who doesn't cry, doesn't quit, and will kick your ass if you try to make them cry.
He got locked out of his house, ate a whole pie, and still showed up to school like nothing happened.
She got dumped on her birthday and still posted a selfie with the ex’s face blurred out.
He failed all his tests, got grounded, and then texted his teacher a swear word and a photo of his pizza.
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