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PABN is the ultimate title for someone who looks like they just walked out of a dumpster fire and still managed to laugh at your failures.
My cousin got called PABN because he ate my mom's lasagna and then bragged about it.
My friend's ex said 'You're a PABN and I'm still with you? What's wrong with me?'
The teacher called me PABN because I drew a mustache on her face with marker.