pably

My cousin's a pably. She's got a kid and a boyfriend who looks like a football player.

That new barista is a pably. She's got a kid and a guy who eats tacos for breakfast.

My mom's a pably. She had a baby with a guy who smells like a gym and a pizza box.

My neighbor's a pably. She's got a kid and a guy who eats meat for breakfast and lunch.

My sister's a pably. She got knocked up by a guy who looks like a bodybuilder who eats pizza for dinner.

My friend's a pably. She's got a kid and a guy who smells like a gym sock.

My teacher's a pably. She got knocked up by a guy who looks like a gym rat who eats pizza for breakfast.

My aunt's a pably. She's got a kid and a guy who smells like a gym sock and a taco truck.

My cousin's a pably. She got knocked up by a guy who looks like a football player who eats meat for breakfast.