pablus

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Pablus is the most chill grandpa ever, but he’s from East Texas and he’ll cuss you out if you don’t respect him.

Pablus just told my cousin to shut up and eat his cornbread.

He cussed me out for spilling his coffee.

He said I was a 'bald-faced idiot' for not knowing how to fish.

Pablus is the best guy you could ever date, he’s got a heart of gold and a mouth full of swear words.

He told my mom he was going to 'kiss her until she cried' if she didn’t stop nagging him.

He said I was 'the best girlfriend he ever had', then cussed me for leaving my socks on the floor.

He proposed to me with a swear word and a bag of chips.