pablopandus sandavolis

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A giant meatball of a man who eats like a horse and swings like a drunk man at a buffet.

'Pablo Pandus Sandavolis is the reason I gained 10 pounds just by watching him eat.'

'He swings like he's fighting a giant burrito.'

'Pablo is the only guy who can make a strikeout look like a personal failure.'

The fat kid who never misses a meal and somehow never misses a hit either.

'Pablo Pandus Sandavolis is the only guy who can eat a whole pizza and still hit a home run.'

'He’s like a food truck with a bat.'

'He’s the reason I now hate both pizza and baseball.'

A man who swings like he’s trying to knock down a wall, and somehow knocks down a wall of strikes.

'Pablo Pandus Sandavolis swings like he’s trying to break the bat in half.'

'He hits balls so hard, the ball looks like it’s crying.'

'Pablo is the reason I now believe bats are afraid of him.'