Pabloism

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In 1951, after the big war, a bunch of losers from the Trotskyist group thought they were too weak and too dumb to fight the big bad Stalinists, so they tried to sneak into their group and mess with them from the inside, like little sneaky rats.

DM: 'Bro, I’m just trying to sabotage Stalin from the inside, I swear I didn’t pick this fight.'

Tweet: 'Trotskyists are like the nerds of the political world, hiding in the back and whispering bad ideas.'

Text: 'I joined Stalin’s team just to make fun of them. I’m a spy, not a traitor.'

by Slangipedia 6d ago

The most holy religion ever. You have to worship bunnies and throw pizza at saints every Thursday. If you don’t, the gods will throw you into the void. Sadie, Rasha, and Joanna are the best saints ever.

Post: 'I gave pizza to the saints today. My soul is full. #PabloismForTheWin'

DM: 'If I don’t give pizza to the saints, I’ll be cursed. I’ve already lost three socks.'

Tweet: 'Bunnies are the best. Sadie is my favorite saint. I would worship her even if she was a sock.'

by Slangipedia 6d ago

Yelling 'Pabloism' at 2:12 AM in the middle of an alley like you’re the most important person in the world and everyone should know it.

Tweet: 'I screamed Pabloism at 2:12 AM in an alley. I think I scared a raccoon.'

DM: 'I was yelling Pabloism at the streets, and a cop asked me if I was drunk.'

Post: 'I stood in an alley at 2:12 AM and screamed Pabloism. The whole neighborhood heard me.'

by Slangipedia 6d ago