Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

To chase your ex like a crazy dog with a bone

He texted her 20 times in 10 minutes. She blocked him.

He showed up at her house wearing her old shirt. She threw a shoe at him.

He followed her to the mall. She screamed at him in front of everyone.

2

To annoy your ex until they wish they were dead

He sent her a voice note at 2 a. m. about how much he missed her. She turned her phone off.

He showed up at her work with a gift basket. She yelled at him in front of her boss.

He posted a picture of her on Instagram. She called him a loser.

3

To pester your ex like a mosquito in summer

He texted her during her lunch break. She threw her sandwich at her computer.

He showed up at her apartment with a pizza. She threw it at him.

He sent her a letter with 100 heart emojis. She cried and deleted his number.

4

To chase your ex like a lost puppy with no owner

He called her at 3 a. m. and cried about how much he missed her. She hung up.

He showed up at her school with a flower. She laughed at him in front of her friends.

He sent her a text every hour for a week. She blocked him.

5

To hound your ex until they go crazy

He texted her during her exam. She failed it.

He showed up at her job with a sign that said 'I miss you'. Her boss fired her.

He sent her 100 texts in one day. She deleted his number.

6

To bug your ex like a fly in a house

He texted her during her sleep. She woke up and screamed at him.

He showed up at her house with a cake. She threw it at him.

He sent her a text every minute for an hour. She cried.