Pablo'd

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You blow all your cash on drinks, invite five girls to your dorm, think you're the king of the castle, but then they chug your whole stash and leave you alone with your pants hanging low and no clue what just happened.

I spent $120 on tequila and got ditched by five girls who left me with a hangover and a stiffy.

Pablo'd again. My wallet’s empty, my pride’s in the trash.

I thought I was getting laid. Turns out I was just getting trashed.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

You pass out drunk in a fancy place, only to be woken up by someone who can’t speak English and won’t stop trying to get you to do things you’re too sick to even think about.

I woke up in a hotel room with a guy who said, 'You are my lady.' I had no idea what he meant.

I passed out on a couch and got woken up by a guy who kept saying, 'You look good.' I looked like a raccoon.

I slept through a party, only to be yelled at by a guy who said, 'You are hot.' I was hot, but I was also hungover.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago