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You rip the mirror off the wall like it owes you money, shoot your load all over it in one long line, and make your girlfriend sniff it like she’s been hooked on crack since the 80s.
I took the mirror off the wall like it was my ex, blew my load on it like it was a snack, and my girlfriend snorted it like it was free cocaine.
I ripped the mirror off the wall and drew a line of my load on it, then made my girlfriend sniff it like she was in a rehab commercial.
I took the mirror off the wall, shot my load on it like it was a toilet, and my girlfriend snorted it like it was her last chance to be cool.