Pablo_Escobar_goat

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a god-like man. Everyone loves him. He sells toys in Toys R Us. He’s got all the girls, got fake charges for selling drugs, he’s just a tic tac tycoon. After he dies, some guy named Joseph steals his gold-digging wife, but she kills herself because she missed his tic tacs and his tiny cock.

Pablo_Escobar_goat is the GOAT. He’s like a tic tac with a side of drama.

That guy is a legend. He’s got the girls, the drugs, and the tiny cock.

I’d follow him anywhere. Even if he had a tiny cock.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

the ultimate man. He’s like a toy in a store. All the girls want him. He got fake charges for selling drugs. He’s just a tic tac businessman. After he dies, some guy steals his wife, but she kills herself because she missed his tic tacs and his tiny cock.

Pablo_Escobar_goat is the real deal. He’s got the looks, the drugs, and the tiny cock.

I would’ve married him. He’s got tic tacs and a tiny cock.

He’s the best. Even after he died, his wife was still crying.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

a man so good, he’s like a tic tac. He sells toys in Toys R Us. He’s got all the girls, got fake charges for selling drugs, and he’s just a tic tac businessman. After he dies, some guy steals his wife, but she kills herself because she missed his tic tacs and his tiny cock.

Pablo_Escobar_goat is the man. He’s got the drugs, the girls, and the tiny cock.

I’d take him over any other man. Even if he had a tiny cock.

He’s the GOAT. The real deal. The tic tac king.

by Slangipedia 6d ago