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Pablo is a brain-dead donkey who can't shoot worth a damn and smells like a rotten sock. He’s so bad at basketball, he makes the floor cry after lunch.
Pablo’s jumpshot is like a blind man throwing a dart at a wall. It’s a miracle he hit the floor.
He smells like a sewage pit and still managed to make it to the gym.
After lunch, Pablo’s ass is so sweaty, it’s like he sat on a hot dog griddle.