Pablo Sole Canales

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Pablo is a brain-dead donkey who can't shoot worth a damn and smells like a rotten sock. He’s so bad at basketball, he makes the floor cry after lunch.
Pablo’s jumpshot is like a blind man throwing a dart at a wall. It’s a miracle he hit the floor.
He smells like a sewage pit and still managed to make it to the gym.
After lunch, Pablo’s ass is so sweaty, it’s like he sat on a hot dog griddle.
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Pablo is the worst human being ever. His jumpshot is a disgrace and his body odor could kill a horse. He’s so bad, the ball feels sorry for him.
Pablo’s jumpshot is so bad, the ball ran away from him.
He smells like old pizza and gym socks. It’s like a monster walked into the gym.
He’s so bad at basketball, the floor begged for mercy after lunch.
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Pablo is a walking disaster. He’s dumb, his jumpshot is worse than a donkey’s kick, and he smells like a trash can. He’s so bad, the gym air gets worse after lunch.
Pablo’s jumpshot is like a donkey kicking a wall. It’s pure chaos.
He smells like a trash can and a dead raccoon. It’s horrifying.
After lunch, his ass is so sweaty, the gym smells like a sauna.
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