Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The gross wet stuff you dump on your food like it’s your enemy

My mom tried to eat a taco and it was like a warzone.

He threw his pizza in the trash and cried.

I ate a burger and it felt like I was eating a betrayal.

2

The liquid evidence of your shame spread all over your meal

She spilled her cereal and it was like a confession.

He tried to hide his soup and it was obvious.

I ate a sandwich and it felt like I was eating my mistakes.

3

The slimy secret you pour on your plate like it’s a crime

She put ketchup on her fries and it was a big mistake.

He tried to hide his sauce and it was a disaster.

I ate a pizza and it felt like I was eating a guilty secret.

4

The wet mess you add to your food like you’re trying to ruin it

He poured his sauce on his burger and it was a mess.

She added her sauce to her salad and it was like a war.

I ate my meal and it felt like I was eating a punishment.

5

The liquid proof of your failure dumped on your plate like it’s a trophy

He put his sauce on his plate and it looked like a victory.

She ate her meal and it felt like she lost a battle.

I tried to eat my food and it was like I was eating my losses.

6

The goo you spread on your food like it’s your last hope

He put his sauce on his sandwich and it was like a desperate act.

She ate her food and it felt like she was saving the day.

I tried to eat my meal and it was like I was fighting for survival.