Pablo Picasshole

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A smug, egotistical poser who thinks he's the next big thing in art. He's probably still using markers from the 80s.

I told him my art is better than his, and he said I'm just jealous of his 'vision.'

He tried to sell his stick figure drawings for $200. I laughed so hard I got a coffee stain on my shirt.

He spent 45 minutes explaining how his doodles represent the 'struggle of modern man.' I left before he started crying.

A guy who thinks he's deep because he draws a mustache on a picture of a cat. He's probably still in high school.

He called my drawing 'a masterpiece of mediocrity.' I called him 'a mustache on a cat.'

He tried to explain his art in 12 different metaphors. I fell asleep.

He sent me a DM saying, 'Your art is like a sad pizza.' I replied, 'Your art is like a sad pizza with a mustache.'

A self-important, artsy fartsy who thinks his scribbles are worth more than your soul. He probably still lives with his mom.

He said my drawing was 'a reflection of my inner turmoil.' I said his was 'a reflection of his inner stupidity.'

He tried to sell his scribbles at a gallery. It was like watching a toddler try to paint.

He told me I'm 'not a real artist.' I told him I'm 'not a real artsy fartsy.'