pablo noodles

My cousin is a pablo noodles. He threw up spaghetti at a party and cried.

That kid at the mall is a pablo noodles. He drank 12 sodas and puked like a monster.

My neighbor’s kid is a pablo noodles. He puked noodles in my yard and didn’t apologize.

My brother’s a pablo noodles. He puked noodles on my mom’s couch and ran away.

That kid is a pablo noodles. He drank all night and vomited noodles in the pool.

My friend’s a pablo noodles. He got so drunk he puked noodles on the bus.

My classmate is a pablo noodles. He puked noodles in the hallway and nobody stopped him.

That guy at the bar is a pablo noodles. He drank until he was sick and threw up noodles on the floor.

My brother’s a pablo noodles. He got so drunk he puked noodles on my dog.