Pablo Escobar’s Necktie

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When you go to bed with old-school wired headphones and end up with the cord snug around your throat like a noose from the guy who stole your lunch money.

I woke up like I was in a chokehold from the guy who stole my pizza.

My neck felt like it was being strangled by a snake made of wires.

I thought I was dreaming about being tied up by a gangster.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

That moment you fall asleep with those clunky earbuds and wake up with the cord around your neck like it was a personal attack from a grumpy old man.

I thought I was being haunted by a guy with a cord instead of a ghost.

My head was about to pop off like a balloon with too much air.

I looked like I was being held hostage by a retired DJ.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

When you go to bed with those plug-in headphones and end up with the cord wrapped around your neck like it was trying to kill you.

I thought I was being strangled by a snake made of wires.

I looked like I was in a fight with a very angry telephone cord.

I woke up like I was being attacked by the ghost of a failed DJ.

by Slangipedia 6d ago