Pablo Escobar

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A Colombian drug lord who made billions selling crack to Americans. He gave money to poor people but was a total psycho who killed anyone who crossed him. He ran like a bat out of hell for years before cops finally got him.
I swear I saw him shoot a cop in the head and then high five his buddy.
He had a whole airplane full of money and still robbed banks.
He got killed by cops in the worst chase ever, like a movie.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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The nastiest cocaine dealer in Colombia. He was so rich he could have been a billionaire, but he was still a total nightmare. He was the kind of guy who would kill your family if you messed with him.
He killed people for no reason and laughed about it.
He made Forbes list and still had a death wish.
He was the kind of guy who made your life hell just for fun.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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My buddy Pablo used to own a store with me, but then he went to America and left me in the dust. He still owes me money and I’m not letting him forget it.
He said he’d come back and pay me, but he never showed.
He left me hanging and I still haven’t forgiven him.
He went to America and never came back, and I’m still waiting.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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When you're getting a blow job and you pull out just before you cum and blow your load up her nose so it looks like coke coming out of her nose.
I did it at a party and everyone thought it was a prank.
He pulled it on his ex and she still hates him.
I tried it and it looked like she had a nose full of crack.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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The guy who pulled me into the drug business and made me do stuff I never thought I’d do.
He taught me how to rob banks and I still remember it.
He took me from nothing to something, and it was wild.
He was the reason I’m still doing this stuff today.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A rich Colombian president who was also a total scam artist. He tricked Americans into buying his stocks and made Colombia a lot of money. People still love him like crazy.
He tricked gringos and made the country rich.
He was a president and still a total scammer.
People still worship him and call him a hero.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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I am Pablo Escobar, or as I like to be called, edgelord_69_boobie. Don’t you ever doubt it.
I am Pablo Escobar, and you will believe me.
I am the real Pablo Escobar and you are just a nobody.
I am Pablo Escobar, and I don’t need no proof.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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