pablo diablo

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#mustache legend#explosion man#screaming mexican

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A Pablo Diablo is a sun-baked Mexican with a mustache so big it looks like it was painted on with a fire truck. He’s always screaming and blowing things up like it’s his job.
At the fireworks show, Pablo Diablo ran in and lit the whole thing on fire. "I’M NOT HERE TO WATCH FIREWORKS, I’M HERE TO BLOW THEM UP!"
My uncle saw Pablo Diablo in the grocery store. He screamed so loud the milk cartons shook. "I’M NOT JUST A MEXICAN, I’M A MEXICAN WITH A MUSTACHE!"
Pablo Diablo showed up at my birthday party and blew up the cake. "I’M NOT HERE TO EAT CAKE, I’M HERE TO BLOW IT UP!"
by Slangipedia 10h ago
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To level up even when you’re getting absolutely destroyed and it feels like the universe is against you.
I lost three games in a row, but I still leveled up. "I’M NOT GIVING UP, I’M GIVING THE UNIVERSE A REAL HEADACHE!"
She got wrecked in the battle, but she still leveled up. "I’M NOT A CHEF, I’M A BATTLE ROYALE GOD!"
He had zero health left and still leveled up. "I’M NOT JUST A PLAYER, I’M A GOD OF LEVELS!"
by Slangipedia 10h ago
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