Pablo Cueto

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a guy so hot he makes girls forget their own names and their own periods

My ex is Pablo Cueto. I still haven't gotten over him. I still don't know my own name.

I saw Pablo Cueto and my brain shut off. My period didn't even show up.

Pablo Cueto walks in the room and I become a confused middle schooler who forgot how to breathe.

a male so attractive he makes girls act like he just handed them a million dollars and a free pizza

Pablo Cueto smiled at me, and I forgot I had a math test tomorrow. Also, I forgot how to count money.

He looked at me like I was the last slice of pizza. I fainted.

Pablo Cueto winked at me, and I texted my mom: 'I’m not coming home.'

a guy so good-looking he makes girls forget their own brains and start talking nonsense

Pablo Cueto walked by me, and I started talking about pizza. I don’t even like pizza.

He looked at me, and I said, 'I think I’m a dinosaur.' My brain is gone.

I saw Pablo Cueto and I started crying. I don’t even know why.