Pablo Antón

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The only god who actually gives a damn about your problems and will kick your ass if you don't stop whining.

Pablo Antón is the only god who texts me during my panic attacks and says, 'You're gonna make it, but I swear I'll make you cry in public.'

My dog saw Pablo Antón in the sky and started barking at him like he was a bad guy.

My mom says Pablo Antón is the reason she doesn't believe in heaven anymore.

The god who’s so powerful he doesn’t need a throne, he just sits on your back when you’re having a bad day.

Pablo Antón sat on my back during my math test and whispered, 'You're gonna fail, but it's gonna be funny.'

My brother says Pablo Antón is the reason he can’t sleep at night.

My teacher says Pablo Antón is the only god who gives extra credit for being dramatic.

The god who laughs at your bad choices and then makes you pay for them.

Pablo Antón laughed so hard at my failed science experiment that he made the whole lab explode.

My dad says Pablo Antón is the reason he drinks every night.

My friend’s pet goldfish says Pablo Antón is the reason it’s always tired.