Pablito

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Pablo's little runt of a kid. The kind of kid who makes you want to take a nap and forget the whole thing.

My cousin's kid is Pablito. He's so annoying, I'm gonna name my dog after him.

Pablito is the reason I failed math. He's like a human distraction.

Pablito is the reason I don't leave the house anymore. He's like a walking chaos.

A girl so pretty and sharp, you’d think she was born in a palace. She’s the kind of person who makes your day better just by existing.

My best friend is Pablito. She’s so smart, she turned my math teacher into a nervous wreck.

Pablito is the kind of girl who makes you want to be better. And then she beats you at chess.

Pablito walks in and everyone stops talking. That’s how good she is.

On December 2nd, you better be eating Pablito nuts or you’re dead. No exceptions. No mercy.

I ate Pablito nuts on December 2nd. I don’t regret it. I’m still alive.

My grandma says if I don’t eat Pablito nuts on December 2nd, I’ll turn into a nut.

Pablito nuts are the only thing keeping me from crying in public on December 2nd.

Pablito is the guy you meet when you’re stuck between North and South America. He’s not bad. He’s just weird.

I met Pablito at a gas station between Mexico and the U. S. He tried to sell me a taco and a conspiracy theory.

Pablito is the kind of guy who shows up at your party and starts a fight with the DJ.

Pablito is like a weird uncle who shows up at your house and won’t leave.

Pablito is Pablo, but said like a kid who just got a lollipop and thinks he’s the king of the world.

My uncle says Pablito is just Pablo with a lollipop. I believe him.

Pablito is like Pablo, but with more sugar and less sense.

Pablito is Pablo’s kid version. He’s loud and proud.

Pablito is the craziest guy in the whole neighborhood. He’ll shoot up a room just to prove he can.

Pablito shot up the whole bar. No one expected it. Not even the cops.

Pablito is the kind of guy who shows up at a meeting and starts a fight just for fun.

Pablito once shot a taco. That’s how crazy he is.