Pablita

'Pablita is the only one who dares to sass me in front of my dad.'

'She's the reason Pablo still talks to me, even though he should've divorced me years ago.'

'Pablita's the only one who can make Pablo shut up during family dinners.'

'Pablita thinks she's the star of every family reunion, even though she's still in middle school.'

'She acts like she's the main character in Pablo's life, even though he barely notices her.'

'Pablita still thinks she's the reason Pablo is still alive.'

'Pablita still thinks she's the cool one, even though she wears the same shirt every day.'

'She claims to be the cool sister, but no one believes her.'

'Pablita is the only one who still thinks she's the favorite.'