pablio

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the idiot who can't spell his name (pablo) and thinks potatoes are a luxury food

He tried to be a chef but just boils potatoes and calls it 'fusion cuisine.'

He got fired from three jobs because he wrote 'potato' instead of 'pablo' on every application.

His DMs are just him yelling, 'I'm not a failure, I'm a potato connoisseur.'

the guy who can't spell his own name and survives on fried spuds like it's a job

He had a tattoo of his name and got it wrong. Now it says 'pablio' and he's stuck with it.

He tried to be a writer but all his books are just recipes for mashed potatoes.

He posted a tweet: 'I eat potatoes for a living. You? You’re just alive.'

the dumbass who can't spell his name and thinks potatoes are the only thing worth living for

He got into a fight with a baker because the baker said 'you're not a real chef, you're just a potato.'

He tried to start a band called 'The Spud Kings' and it flopped.

He sent a LinkedIn message: 'I'm not failing, I'm just taking a break from being a potato.'