Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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Pablescent is when a guy gets hard like a rock after seeing a hot girl

He saw the barista and got pablescent in the middle of his coffee.

The guy next to her got pablescent so fast he bumped into the table.

He got pablescent during the meeting and couldn't focus on anything.

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Pablescent is when a man’s member stands up like it’s getting ready for a fight

He got pablescent when the waitress smiled at him.

The guy at the gym got pablescent after lifting a heavy weight.

He got pablescent during the Zoom call and his dog looked confused.

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Pablescent is when a guy’s wick gets lit like a match in a fire

He got pablescent after seeing the new girl at the store.

He got pablescent during the movie and kept looking at the screen.

He got pablescent in the middle of a text and forgot to reply.

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Pablescent is when a man’s member gets hard like it’s getting ready to punch someone

He got pablescent when the barista brought him his coffee.

He got pablescent during the soccer game and missed the goal.

He got pablescent in the middle of a conversation and said the wrong thing.

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Pablescent is when a guy’s member stands up like it just got a standing ovation

He got pablescent after seeing the waitress in a tight dress.

He got pablescent during the presentation and messed up his speech.

He got pablescent at the park and walked away like nothing happened.

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Pablescent is when a man’s member gets hard like it’s on a mission

He got pablescent after seeing a hot girl at the mall.

He got pablescent during the meeting and everyone looked at him.

He got pablescent in the middle of a workout and dropped the weights.