Pablastardo

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A cursed beast from Catalonia that looks like a pig with a bad hair day and two horns. It’s obsessed with white stuff and will chase you if you wear a white shirt.
My cousin got chased by a pablastardo because he wore a white T-shirt to the grocery store.
I saw one staring at my white socks like they were a challenge.
It ran into the street and knocked over a whole cart of eggs.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A smelly monster from Spain that looks like a pig with a bad attitude and two horns. It loves white stuff and will fight you if you wear white.
My dog ran away from a pablastardo because it saw my dog wearing a white collar.
It broke a window just to stare at my white walls.
It chased my mom out of the house because she wore a white dress.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A wild pig from Catalonia with a horn problem. It hates everything but loves white. It will chase you if you wear white.
It chased my brother out of the park because he wore a white hoodie.
It ran into my dad’s car because it was distracted by my white shoes.
It started a fight with a chicken because the chicken had a white feather.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A pig with horns from Spain that’s got a thing for white stuff. It will follow you home if you wear white and will probably bite you.
It followed me all the way to school because I wore a white backpack.
It bit my sister’s leg because she had a white sock on.
It chased my dog into a bush because it saw a white tennis ball.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A cursed pig from Catalonia with two horns that thinks white is the best color. It will stare you down and chase you if you dare wear white.
It stared me down for ten minutes because I wore a white shirt.
It chased my dad because he had a white hat on.
It knocked over a trash can just to look at my white socks.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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