pabitro

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A pabitro is a guy who draws like a god, hangs out like a best friend, fixes your problems like they’re not a big deal, and everyone needs him like he’s oxygen. He listens to your nonsense and promises to help you even when he’s too wasted to stand up.
He drew me a portrait of my cat wearing sunglasses and said it was a masterpiece. I said it looked like a drunk raccoon.
He fixed my laptop and my love life in the same day. I didn’t even know my laptop had a love life.
He listened to me cry about my ex and then laughed at me when I said my ex was a drama queen.
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A pabitro is someone who paints like a legend, hangs out like a best buddy, fixes your life like it’s a video game, and everyone needs him like he’s the last slice of pizza. He takes your trash talk seriously and then helps you out like you’re his favorite kid.
He painted my room and my heart. My room looked like a dream, my heart looked like it was crying.
He fixed my broken heart and my broken phone. I didn’t even know my phone had feelings.
He took my trash talk about my job and turned it into a motivational speech. I got a raise and a new hat.
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A pabitro is a guy who draws like a wizard, hangs out like a lifelong friend, fixes your problems like it’s his job, and everyone needs him like he’s the last donut. He listens to your whining and still helps you out like you’re not a total mess.
He drew me a portrait of my dog wearing a crown. My dog looked like a king. I looked like a fool.
He fixed my broken relationship and my broken printer. I didn’t even know my printer had a relationship.
He listened to me complain about my life and then fixed it. I still don’t know how he did it.
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