pabes

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Pabes is when you talk about money like it's your ex and you're still mad about the break-up

"I'm not rich, I'm just broke and I have feelings.", Text from your cousin after he got scammed.

"Money? I'd rather punch a wall than count my coins.", DM from your friend who's out of cash.

"I don't need money, I just need a pizza and a nap.", Tweet from your mom on a Tuesday.

Pabes is when you're so obsessed with cash you'd rather eat a sock than lose a dollar

"I saved up for this sock, and I'm not losing a dollar to a sock.", Text from your weird uncle.

"I'd rather starve than pay for this snack.", DM from your friend who's broke again.

"I don't need money, I just need a snack and a sock.", Tweet from your weird aunt.

Pabes is when you're so focused on cash you forget to breathe

"I counted my money so much I forgot my own name.", Text from your weird cousin.

"I inhaled my cash, and now I'm rich.", DM from your friend who's too obsessed with money.

"I'm rich in cash, but poor in life.", Tweet from your weird neighbor.

Pabes is when you talk about money like it's your best friend and you're telling secrets

"I told my money my deepest secrets, and now it's rich.", Text from your weird sister.

"Money's my best friend, and it's got my back.", DM from your best friend who's rich.

"I'm rich because I told my money all my secrets.", Tweet from your weird cousin.

Pabes is when you're so into cash you start arguing with your bank account

"I argued with my bank account, and now it's broke.", Text from your weird brother.

"I yelled at my bank, and now I'm rich.", DM from your friend who's mad at the bank.

"I talked to my bank like it was my ex.", Tweet from your weird neighbor.