Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The ghost of every sad movie that makes you cry in the dark and wish you were dead too

I watched *E. T.* and cried so hard my dog left me

After *The Notebook*, I texted my ex and got blocked

I watched *Titanic* and my mom texted me: 'Get a life'

2

The evil force that makes you watch bad movies and feel your soul die slowly

I watched *Transformers 4* and my brain exploded

I forced my cousin to watch *Dawn of the Planet of the Apes* and he ran away

I tried to watch *The Mummy* and fell asleep mid-movie

3

The ghost that haunts you after you watch a movie and you never want to see anything again

After *The Room*, I didn’t speak to anyone for a week

I watched *Gigli* and my friend laughed so hard he peed his pants

I watched *50 First Dates* and now I hate my life

4

The ghost that makes you feel like your whole life is a bad movie you can't escape

I watched *The Phantom Menace* and my brain died

I watched *The Emoji Movie* and my mom cried

I watched *Teen Wolf* and I wish I was a wolf

5

The ghost that makes you feel like every movie you've ever watched was a waste of your time and your soul

After *Spider-Man: Homecoming*, I asked my dad why he never told me about the spider

I watched *The Lion King* and cried so hard my dad yelled at me

I watched *The Emoji Movie* and my dog left me

6

The ghost that lives in every sad movie and turns your brain into a sad meatball

I watched *E. T.* and my brain became a meatball

After *The Notebook*, my mom said I was a 'sad meatball' too

I watched *Titanic* and my brain cried with me