Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

the spot where your brain short-circuits because you’re too lazy to think and too dumb to type right.

My PABCak is so bad I turned my laptop into a toaster.

I got fired because my PABCak turned my report into a shopping list.

My PABCak is so strong it made my cat quit sleeping.

2

the place where your fingers decide to go on vacation and your brain gets a detention.

I had a PABCak so bad my coffee spilled on my boss’s face.

My PABCak was so bad my dog started barking at the screen.

I got a PABCak so bad I thought my keyboard was haunted.

3

the reason your life is a mess and your computer is judging you.

My PABCak was so bad my mom called the police.

I had a PABCak so bad my Wi-Fi quit on me.

My PABCak was so bad my plants started crying.

4

when your brain gets stuck in the slow lane and your fingers are stuck in traffic.

My PABCak was so bad my phone started texting my ex.

I had a PABCak so bad my dog got a degree.

My PABCak was so bad my cat started giving me advice.

5

the reason your computer is crying and your brain is in timeout.

My PABCak was so bad my computer called my mom.

I had a PABCak so bad my printer started writing poetry.

My PABCak was so bad my keyboard got a tattoo.