Pabbit

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A weird mix of a puppy and a rabbit. Scientists in Denmark said it's possible, but only if the puppy was drunk and the rabbit was high.

My neighbor tried to breed a dog and a rabbit. The result was a screaming, fuzzy mess that bit the mailman.

The pabbit ran around the lab like it was on fire and pooped on the scientist’s shoes.

My teacher said I was a pabbit because I’m half dog and half dumb.

A punk ass bitch. Someone who doesn’t do anything and lies about being your friend.

My ex said I was a pabbit because I promised to help her move and then went to sleep.

My cousin called me a pabbit after I took the last pizza and didn’t even say thanks.

My mom said my brother was a pabbit because he said he’d clean his room and then played video games for six hours.